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The Queen Sends Out the Cards

Everyone gets an invitation. Almost everyone.

A crowned queen in profile against a blue zigzag arch, titled Queen of Hearts
A bearded king in a patterned cap beneath blue and gold chevrons, titled King of Spades

The Queen of Hearts decided to have everybody over.

The King of Spades said it would be a great deal of work. He said this from a chair.

A birthday scene with bunting, a cake with one candle and a crowd of smiling people

The first card went to the birthday people, because they are always ready.

They arrived that afternoon. They had brought the cake with them.

A sitar and a pair of tabla drums on a gold ground, lettered The Musical Birthday

The second card went to the musicians.

They said they would come for one song. They stayed for forty.

An arched frame holding a lit diya lamp and sparklers, lettered Shub Diwali

The third card went to the lamp-lighters, who arrive at dusk

and make the whole house look like it has been waiting for you.

Two glasses of red wine under a yellow spotted canopy, lettered Cheers

The fourth went to the toasters, who cannot pass a table without raising something.

“To the Queen,” they said. “To the door,” said the King, hopefully.

Overlapping hearts in green, blue and orange with balloons, lettered Valentine

The fifth went to the sweethearts, who came two by two

and spent the evening looking at each other instead of the food.

Panels of hearts in teal, pink and green around a large letter V

By now the invitations had run out and the guests had not.

They arrived anyway, in heart-coloured coats, and squeezed up.

A large ringed eye surrounded by red and white leaves, titled Jinx

And outside, in the dark, was the one who had not been asked.

Jinx. Watching. Not blinking. Everybody knew whose fault this was. (It was the King's. He had run out of stamps.)

A bee flying over a large orange sunflower, lettered Good Vibes

It was the bee who went out to fetch her.

Bees are not frightened of anything, having so much to do.

An older figure with white hair leaning on a walking stick

The last guest came slowest, on a stick, and was seated first.

That is the rule at the Queen's house, and always has been.

Two champagne flutes among golden bubbles beside black and white stripes, lettered Cheers

So they raised their glasses to the whole crooked lot of them.

Even Jinx. Especially Jinx.